*30 Days. 380,000 Gold. Earn the Token… or get deleted.* Sassy. Savage. Sparkly. 💋
Chained to Teldrassil like a bad situationship. No Darkshore dalliances. No Stormwind splurges. It’s me, the tree, and whatever scraps I can flip into fortune.
I’ve got 30 real days to earn 380,000 gold. Win → I buy a WoW Token and strut out like Elune’s favorite sugar baby. Fail → I delete my Hunter live. Poof. Elf dust.
No mail alts. No guild banks. No trades. If it didn’t come from Teldrassil, it’s not allowed in my coinpurse.
If I loot/buy a recipe, pattern, or item appearance: If I can learn it → I must learn it now. If I can’t yet → it’s banked until I can. Duplicates or forever-unusable? Only then may I sell it. I’m stacking brains and beauty. 💅
At least once, I go full broke-girl fantasy: earn gold only from greys. Yes, squirrel tails are high finance now.
All starting gear must be vendored immediately at creation. Until I loot, craft, or buy my first real upgrade, I strut around in nothing but bra and pants. Weapons stay (we’re broke, not suicidal 💀). First gear drop = the start of riches.
Pets must stay Happy. If they slip to Unhappy → penalty: lose 5% of my gold or vendor a green. We’re raising emotional support animals here, besties.
Dead pets are permanently stabled. No revives. Each corpse eats a slot forever. When the stable fills with tombstones → Beast Mastery revoked. I must respec to MM/Survival. Elune judges: “Bad pet mom. No more fluff for you.”
Every new tame needs a bonding ceremony: buy a full stack of their favorite food and feed it all until they’re Happy. Only then is the bond sealed. 💋
To unlock riding: buy a fresh mount with Teldrassil-earned gold and delete it. Sacrifice accepted.
Flying is forbidden until Level 35 — then buy & delete another mount to unlock the skies. Broke phoenix time. 🔥
Hunters must always keep Skinning. Second slot is free choice (Herbalism or Leatherworking = peak Night Elf hustler chic).
Resurrection costs a 10% gold tax from my pocket. (The bank is sacred. For now.)
Straight to the Graveyard Stable, permanently. No excuses. No do-overs.
Every episode tracks the clock: “Day 12: 7,230g earned… 372,770g to go 😭.” Will I clutch the token, or will the ashes claim me?
I buy the Token, my Hunter lives, and I walk out of Teldrassil with 30 days of game time like Elune’s pampered sugar baby. ✨
I delete my Night Elf live. No mercy. No “oopsies.” Just Delete → Accept. 💔
If I fail but earn at least 170,000g (half the Token), I may roll a new Night Elf in Darkshore with that gold as inheritance. Soap-opera drama unlocked.